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Joke of the Day

"Apparently they've come out with low-fat communion wafers Yeah. They called it *I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus*."

"The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops"

"Jehovah Witnesses keep coming to my house... So today I decided to answer the door naked and... Well...I solved the Girl Scout problem...."

"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."

"""IT'S A BOY!"" I shouted. ""A BOY! I DON'T BELIEVE IT, IT'S A BOY!"" And with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel..."

"So the other day I went to the zoo There was only one animal there. A dog. It was a shuit tzu"

"Why did the cow get a divorce? Because she couldn't take her husbands bullshit."

"Why did the cook go to jail? He was caught beating the egg"

"- do u like green eggs & ham? - i do not like them, sam i am - but why? - animal agriculture leads to global warming sam read a goddamn book"

"The team that finished first in the local boat race were allowed to keep their boat. Scenes of celebration broke out when they realized they had won the champion ship."