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Joke of the Day

"Apparently they've come out with low-fat communion wafers Yeah. They called it *I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus*."

"Do you know how to make 5 lbs of fat look good?. Put a nipple on it!"

"Does anybody know whats heart does? Beats me"

"Just worked out for the first time in a year. Feels good to be back in shape."

"Ladies, if he says he's six foot four inches, make sure that's not two separate measurements."

"Definition of a best friend He goes out and gets two blow jobs and comes back and gives you one."

"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"

"I like my coffee that way i like my slaves... Free"

"TGIF - A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside ..."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."