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Joke of the Day

"I just drop my keyboard on the floor by accident... I lost control."

"Sometimes words just aren't enough. And that's why we have middle fingers."

"What is similar between Casino and Women Liquor in the front Poker in the back :-D"

"My father could have the original copy of the Declaration of Independence on the counter, and still make a meatball sandwich over top of it."

"Adderall is really dangerous I'm not sure exactly what happened: I took some, and then I must have blacked out or something... all I know is that I'm a grad student now"

"I just ate my weight in kidney beans! (I weigh eight ounces.)"

"A naked woman robbed a bank yesterday Nobody could remember her face."

"Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing? In case he got a hole-in-one!"

"things I hate 1. lists 2. hypocrisy"

"Did you hear Tarantino is making a documentary about the Catholic Church? It's called Pulpit Fiction"