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Joke of the Day

"There was this ancient pagan ritual where they would hit the ground with sticks and shout out. Today we call it golf."

"I'm so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year"

"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."

"I was just diagnosed with colorblindness... I was so surprised, it just came out of the green!"

"So Pepe is now an international hate symbol... FeelsBadMan."

"What is a chemists favourite type of music? Heavy Metals."

"Rick Astley Will give you any movie in his Pixar collection except his favorite. He's Never Gonna Give You Up."

"When I was a child, I remember lying with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction. The girl on the phone checked the calendar and said, ""alright, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""

"Why did Sally fall off the swing?? Because she had no arms."