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Joke of the Day

"Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep."

"For someone with a penis, wearing skinny jeans is a lot like living in a cheap mansion... There's no ballroom."

"Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?"

"A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal."

"On a scale from 1 to... On a scale from 1 to 16, how illegal was she?"

"Yo mama jokes Here you can tell yo mama jokes"

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them."

"Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."

"Wanna hear something really disappointing? Too bad."

"Surgeon: I need someone to unroll this bandage, stat! Cat nurse, excitedly: I've got this."