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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear something really disappointing? Too bad."
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"I'm not sure who looks more frightened & confused when someone knocks on my door, the dog or me?"
"I came up with an original word yesterday... ...plagiarism."
"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."
"How'd you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?"
"- ""I love Beyonce... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."""
"I would pay big bucks to Sea World to see a dolphin fly out of a water tank into the stands and start rolling around and eating people."
"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."
"Dying in a tsunami isn't so bad... At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye."