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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear something really disappointing? Too bad."
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"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."
"I'm starting a business in Indiana; we do paternity tests and private investigations. It's called ""Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"""
"How do you know when you sister is on her period? Your dads dick taste like blood"
"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."
"The human body is amazing; I ate no pickles today, yet I just produced a burp that tasted EXACTLY like delicious pickles."
"I wish the mailman would come to my house at the same time as the garbage man so he could give my mail directly to him."
"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"
"When I die I want my funeral to be closed casket but like half way thru someone opens the lid and surprise - it's a nacho bar inside"
"What do you call an ugly Spanish chemist? Iron Oxide"