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Joke of the Day

"For someone with a penis, wearing skinny jeans is a lot like living in a cheap mansion... There's no ballroom."

"Why did Daenerys cross the road? To be that much closer to crossing the ocean."

"[leaving 5 minute voicemail] ...and you can reach me at [deep breath] *says phone number as fast as possible, slurring the numbers together*"

"A recent survey found. 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy"

"Why doesn't the deaf have sex? They haven't heard about it."

"Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics.. called TakeJuan'sDough."

"What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? Nothing."

"If someone asks what you do for a living and you reply ""I'm a lunatic"" they won't ask any more questions."

"What do people say when you win a game in Egypt? Game, *Set,* and match."

"I suffer from a rare condition called OCDC, which forces me to salute all of those who are about to rock."