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Joke of the Day
"What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"I see your point. You're right. My timing could have been much better. I'm sorry I proposed to you at your father's funeral."
"Making my kids homemade blueberry muffins. *opens package* *adds water*"
"How do you know you're in a modern art museum? If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece."
"The fastest way to learn a foreign language is to take a lover who speaks that language, which makes me wonder about Mr. Ed."
"It's my CakeDay. Here's a joke I wrote. My British friend is a bit of a freak. He sniffs African women's underwear when they're on their period. - - - ^^Bloody ^^nickers ^^lover..."
"A man asked me, which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I told him, ""I don't know, and I don't care."""
"""I'm going to France next summer."" ""Oh, really?"" ""No, De Gaulle."""
"I was standing in the middle of a park... Pondering about why a frisbee was growing larger and larger... And then, it hit me"
"Uber is driving me to drink. Literally."