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Joke of the Day
"A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal."
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"The first and last thing I saw, is nothing. What am I? A mentally challenged lumberjack"
"Imagine getting the girl of your dreams phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""definately"""
"What do you call the procedure that is done when a woman wants to become a man? An Adadictomy"
"Why did the guy stick guano up his butt? Cause he was batshit crazy"
"What can you hear but never see? Everything if you're Stevie Wonder"
"What's the difference between cows and bulls? It takes longer to milk the bull."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? I forget how jokes work :/"
"Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke's still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, ""Use the forks, Luke."""
"If attacked by a pack of clowns.... Go for the juggler."