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Joke of the Day
"Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."
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"I had a break-through this morning... I should probably buy thicker toilet paper."
"The bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here."" A time traveller walks into a bar."
"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."
"""Sorry, I fail to see how I 'misled' you when my profile CLEARLY says I'm 'a total cat person'?"" - half-cat/half-person being after bad date"
"My friends holds her breath driving past cemeteries cause of superstition but I thought she just didn't want to be cocky about breathing"
"DATE: I chose this restaurant for the ambience. ME: Ah, very good. [to waiter] A bottle of your finest Ambiens, please."
"If you want your uninvited guests to leave, seat them comfortably in the basement, then go upstairs and watch TV."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked."
"What's in an STD salad? green pees"