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Joke of the Day
"Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."
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"Why did Germany lose WW2? Three Reichs and you're out"
"""Iraqi Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills 22 Pupils."" Finally, some school violence everybody can support."
"I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders."
"i spilled something on my sleeve but instead of trying to get the stain out i just rolled my sleeve up higher i can't wait to be an adult"
"One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese."
"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."
"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8,9,11"
"What do many Asian guys have that's hairy, got two balls, and is smaller than average? A penis."