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Joke of the Day

"On a scale from 1 to... On a scale from 1 to 16, how illegal was she?"

"I love when bill collectors ask if you can borrow the money...uh I did that before and I think we both know how that turned out."

"What's the difference between a dog? One of his legs is the same."

"A teenager walks into a library. He asks the librarian, ""Where can I find a book on how to kill myself?"" The librarian retorts, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"""

"Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece."

"Two redditors walk into a bar, you won't believe what happens next! Seriously. I knew you'd click it."

"What is bordering stupidity? Canada and Mexico both are."

"How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian!"

"My door to door VHS sales are taking a nose dive because of the economy."

"Ironically, seeing a picture of you flashing a peace sign makes me want to violently end your life."