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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chicken crossed with a cow? Cock-a-doodle-moo!"

"I have a new job. I'm a dressing room attendant for dancers at a strip club. $300/week. That's not much, but it's all I can afford."

"11 year old step son told me this... I lol'd Why did the cops show up at the elementary school? A 1st grader was resisting a rest."

"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."

"Two blondes are running for the highest office in the land Oh right, don't put the joke in the title. Sorry."

"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"

"You know you're old when...... you can pronounce the names of your black peers."

"Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car."

"Management tip: 1) Slam phone down, 2) Grab briefcase, 3) Stomp out while mumbling about ""always having to fix things,"" 4) Sleep in car."

"What do you call an underage gang bang? Bohymen Rapecity"