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Joke of the Day
"Wat do you call the entrance to a whore house? A Hodor"
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"How do you stop a dog from barking in July? Shoot him in June."
"isnt it so weird when youre thinking about someone and they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating"
"What do you call a fat gay guy? Flab-ulos!"
"[wakes up next to perfectly crocheted sweater with knitting needles in hands] Oh dear god not again"
"Blessed are those who are cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light!"
"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."
"My wife and I weren't really expecting a baby, and then BAM!... One smacks right into the windshield."
"A Mexican man goes to the dentists. Dentist: I'm afraid it's bad news. You have tooth decay. Mexican: Tooth dewhat?"
"You have a smile that could light up a whole psych ward. <3"