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Joke of the Day

"Why isn't /u/JokeExplainBot here anymore? There aren't jokes here. There are reposts here."

"How can you tell your roommate is of the gay? His dick tastes like shit"

"Why did Adrian Peterson beat his son? Because it's easier than beating New England."

"Everyone in my family is quite wealthy and successful... ...but I hate following the crowd, so I decided to become a panhandler instead. I beg to differ."

"YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet"

"I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!"

"At my local police station, the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on"

"You don't truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine."

"What does a sign on a out-of-business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."

"What is Sherlock's favorite season? Fall..."