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Joke of the Day
"I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings."
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"What do the African nations Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and Swaziland have in common? A lot of da Z's."
"My walls are closing in. Crawling in my skin my Cell walls are closing in? HELP!"
"Why do people never eat clocks? Because it's really time consuming."
"almost hit a biker while i was texting & driving today so please you guys be careful do NOT ride bikes"
"Once upon a time there was a Chinese man and a Chinese woman Look how many there are now"
"Date: Are you ready to take on another man's child? Me: yes Later- Date: This is.. *I knock her kid out with one punch Me: too easy!"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally"
"i may be single but at least im gettin f*cked financially!"
"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"