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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe gay marriage is legal! What's next womens rights?"
Next Joke
"A bunch of coworkers approached me and asked if I was gay... So I told them, ""My pen is with her at the moment."""
"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"
"Doctor and Patient Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"I decided to join the new Jewish fraternity on campus ... Zayda Ate a Bagel"
"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"
"[During sex] Me: I know you want me to be ""naughty"", but I can barely breathe in this Hamburglar costume."
"My grandma got her bathroom redone with this sparkly gold-specked tile and she just called it her ""golden shower"" so goodnight."
"""Ladies and Gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."
"whats the difference between my sex life and racism racism actually exists"