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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat... sooner or later you'll get pissed off."
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"Dave was hard at work It was really quite awkward for his female coworkers."
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"I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini."
"Next season on Game of Thrones they're actually going to come to your house and start killing the people watching."
"I remember back in the day when you had to roll up a tiny scroll and give it to a falcon to tweet"
"People Don't even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry."
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"What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic? Heave Starvey"