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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat... sooner or later you'll get pissed off."
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"I've seen enough episodes of ""Cops"" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces."
"Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke? I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)"
"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? (a little nsfw) I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!"
"My grocery store changed its whole layout. It was better the other way so I'm slowly and quietly moving everything back."
"What Should Make A Book Teacher: ""What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"" Jorkens: ""A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"""
"Anyone wanna buy some housing in Baltimore with me? I hear there's a fire sale"
"It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids."
"How do you get into a Native American restaurant? [OC] You make a reservation"
"What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"