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Joke of the Day

"What Should Make A Book Teacher: ""What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?"" Jorkens: ""A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"""

"What's the best part about child molestation jokes? You don't understand it until you're older!"

"One guy says to another Guy 1: Dude one time I stuck my dick in a brownie Guy 2: Bro that's just wrong Guy 1: Yeah, I know. You can do time for statutory."

"Who was the roundest knight at the King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"

"Mr. Trump, who's your Secretary of State? TRUMP: To deal with China, one that speaks Mandarin [remembers to appeal to women] or Womandarin"

"Holy crap! This guy in the car next to me is absolutely losing his shit over ""My Heart Will Go On""...said the guy in the car next to me"

"How to make your wife take care while driving? Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age."

"*wakes up w/phone in hand* Me:[texting] Sorry I fell asleep on ya last night *text chime* Couch: I'm like right here why are you texting me?"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? Nevermind he woke up!"

"Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."