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Joke of the Day
"I've seen enough episodes of ""Cops"" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces."
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"You know how sometimes you destroy your house & instead of cleaning you're like ""Screw it let's just move?"" That's why we're exploring space"
"""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" Why do I always recognize the girls in the ""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" from 4chan? I didn't know there were so many girls in my area on 4chan!"
"Would you rather suffer from Alzheimers or Parkinson personally I'd rather shake my drinks than forgetting where I put them."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cronkite ! Cronkite who ? Cronkite evidence !"
"My 20y/o brother went to Elementary school.. To learn firebending"
"What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively."
"What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich? What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth?"
"What did one bean say to the other? How you bean doing."
"I threw a boomerang 6 years ago and it never came back... Now I live in constant fear."