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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? (a little nsfw) I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass!"

"""And how's yer wife Pat?"" ""Sure she do be awful sick."" ""Is ut dangerous she is?"" ""No she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"""

"Did you hear about the group Italians joining ISIS? They are calling themselves the Italian ISIS."

"Shout out... ...to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is."

"What did the manager say to the comedian who was messing around? Hey, no more funny business!"

"I was fired from the M&Ms factory because I threw out all the W's"

"New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke. What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak."

"Don't die a virgin!!! ...Seriously there are terrorists up there waiting for you!"

"How do all racist jokes start? *looks around everywhere*"

"Driving isn't even in the top 5 things I'm thinking about when I'm driving."