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Joke of the Day

"How do you get into a Native American restaurant? [OC] You make a reservation"

"Rihanna, what did you mean the wind gave you this black eye? No, I said it was Breezy."

"[casting call] -have u acted before? *shows VHS of me at a food court eating free samples like I might purchase the meal -oh this guys good"

"What Hogwarts house was the Big Bad Wolf in? Hufflepuff"

"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam"

"How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA? He was all over his wife at the parade"

"Want the secret to success? Want 2x the energy without having to diet? Want to add 20 years to your life? Want less shoulder hair? Me too."

"Im voting Hillary Clinton this year. Because she dosnt suck"

"Don't get a Jamaican hairdo... I did and I have been dreading it ever since."

"You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, ""Any questions?"" The answer is always, NO."