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Joke of the Day

"Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke? I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)"

"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."

"What is a Roman wrestlers favorite meal? JOHN CENA"

"My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could."

"If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something"

"Trading gold for a good consulting / corporate or office joke... Guys, it's been a long day, I need a laugh and I've got three months of gold to give away. Help me out?"

"Did you hear about the race between the two decapitated heads? I heard they were neck and neck"

"I went to a store that carried only three items It was an inconvenience store"

"What do you call a black person with a PHD? A Doctor you racist!"