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Joke of the Day

"It's that time of year again, to reflect and remember how much I love my tax deductions. Kids... I meant my kids."

"""What do you do in your free time? "" ""I stalk. "" ""Really? I go swimming and for long hikes"" ""I know.""."

"A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time."

"What is the difference between a hyper-active gamer and someone with a predilection of violence towards sheep? One's a button masher, and the other is a mutton basher."

"Walt Disney was an anti-Semite.... The way Disneyland sponges the money makes him seem more like a Jew."

"Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!"

"i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes date: what about me? Hawaiian themed bathroom fire"

"I call my wife the iNag because she has 32GB of complaints and they're set on shuffle."

"What do 0/10 little boys enjoy? Catholic priests"

"9 out of 10 people said when polled, that they enjoy gang rape."