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Joke of the Day
"Anyone wanna buy some housing in Baltimore with me? I hear there's a fire sale"
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"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fcuking livid"
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"Well this is new. A pigeon just shit on my phone as I was texting."
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