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"*wants space* *eats Milky Way*"
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"You know it's a crazy party when the toilets smell less of puke than the dancefloor."
"What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building? Ping Pong"
"Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share."
"I can fit the lyrics of the song 'Uptown Funk' into any conversation that I have... Don't believe me? Just watch!"
"This morning I woke up feeling the BERN! This afternoon my doctor told me I need to practice safe sex and wrote me a prescription."
"I bought a 12 pack of condoms the other day. The cashier asked if I'd like a bag, I said ""Nah, I'll just turn the lights off""."
"A blonde walks into a library... ba dum tss thank you, thank you"
"Throwing acid is wrong In some people's eyes..."
"I'm allergic to sharks.. ..one shark bite and it's straight to the ER for me."