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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear who killed Alicia Keys? No oooneee, noooo oneee, nooooooo oooooonnneeee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rywUS-ohqeE"

"What did the gay man say at the bar? ""Hey, can I push in your stool?"""

"I have an inferiority complex... It's not a very good one though."

"What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss."

"Why did Simba's father die? He couldn't Move Fasa"

"Monday, you deplete me."

"How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?"

"How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? You pay for the pizza."

"am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise"

"What is loud and sounds like an apple? **AN APPLE!**"