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Joke of the Day
"Being a parent means hiding in a closet to eat a donut so you don't have to share."
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"What's the difference between America and Yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying? because they ran out of Natural Light"
"They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to 6 million Jews."
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full. Credit afroman for this one"
"Her: that's disgusting Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes Her: you shouldn't be pooping in the car at all"
"What kind of condoms do frogs wear? Rib-bed"
"My friends think I'm weird for sleeping with a full size body pillow It's just a lot more rare to find a dead midget."
"I got a $100 bill tattooed on my penis.... My girlfriend asked why I did it, and I told her 'well you're always asking for money to blow...'"