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Joke of the Day

"This morning I woke up feeling the BERN! This afternoon my doctor told me I need to practice safe sex and wrote me a prescription."

"Man spills highly valuable can of concentrated oxygen ""It was an oxidant!"", he was heard to say later."

"Who is the director of the first wireless movie? Christopher No-LAN"

"I had to check my printer because I thought I heard music coming from it. It was the paper jamming."

"What do you call a chat site for terrorists? Allahu Chatbar."

"Seven year old brother hit me with this one Him: How do people look at the internet? Me: How? Him: With their google-y eyes"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding. He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He won't come when you call."

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one hesrs it, Do the squirrels sleep sideways?"

"Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff... [www.instantrimshot.com](http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot)"