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Joke of the Day
"Throwing acid is wrong In some people's eyes..."
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"I met a sick bird yesterday that got deported. The cops kept yelling about him being an ""ill-eagle""."
"It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over"
"Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon"
"""And the award for Most British Name goes to..."" *Benedict Cumberbatch takes a sip of gin with his eyes closed* ""Helena Bonha-"" *spews*"
"*jesus turns water to wine* me: you can't just insert goods into an economy you'll cause deflation Jesus: my child- me: NO! it's bullshit!"
"What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like? Depends"
"Teach a man to fish & you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach your kid to make a good martini & you won't give a crap about fish or men."
"Why is there so much tension in Iraq? They Haven't Broke the Isis yet."
"What did the Indian guy say to his mother before he left for his nearest city? ""Mumbai"""