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Joke of the Day
"I'm allergic to sharks.. ..one shark bite and it's straight to the ER for me."
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"What is Donald Trump's Favorite Sport? *Deportes*"
"Which mafia boss came with all the dlc? John Goty"
"Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him."
"Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ? Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy."
"Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane. At least they know where this one is."
"Great deals on circumcisions, Half off!"
"Why Can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes, you can get rid of cancer."
"My family tree is a Cactus........ Full of pricks ! :/"
"I think the bigger issue with our country is that Paula Deen even had that many endorsements to lose in the 1st place."