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Joke of the Day
"A blonde walks into a library... ba dum tss thank you, thank you"
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"I'm the guy in charge of making the room smell nasty in the Glade commercials."
"My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place."
"*robs neighbor's chicken coop* *serves poached eggs*"
"Today's World : You Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your relatives as far away as possible"
"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."
"I was so ugly when I was born, The doctor smacked my mother!"
"I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas."
"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"
"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? *Acne waits until you're a teen to come on your face* ^^^^^^^^^^edit^^^^^^^^^^, ^^^^^^^^^^grammar"