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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball ? She gagged."
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"As I was driving home I saw a black man carrying a TV down the street... Nervously, I had to wonder if it was mine, but then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes"
"Gravity walks into a bar in space And shit goes **down**"
"What's the first thing you should do when you bring a Thai girl home? Check to make sure your dick is bigger than hers."
"1. You're confined to a hospital bed. 2. You're 11. 3. You sustained brain damage in a car accident. - Reasons to watch shows on ""The CW"""
"hi yes i'd like a vodka salad please ""you mean a bloody mary"" yeah yeah whatever just hurry it up"
"[phone call with ex] Me: you want to hang out tonight? Ex: sure. When & where? Me: no, we're not going. It's enough just to know you would."
"Marathon runner: I think we're lost. Why does that sign say Grand Canyon? Are you sure this is the right way? Lemming: Just trust me, ok?"
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Well neither have they."
"There was an orgy at the camp site last night... ... it was fucking in tents. I'll show myself out..."