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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Well neither have they."

"A pirate walks into a bar... With his ship's steering wheel on his dick. The bartender asks, ""Whats with the wheel on your john?"" the pirate replied, ""Arrg it's driving me nuts!"""

"I want to be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."

"[NSFW] Why did the lesbian couple travel through Europe? So the could fuck abroad."

"Girlfriend walks into the room - Smells like someone farted in here. What an asshole"

"There are many effective ways of inviting me to your event but doing it on Facebook is definitely not one of them."

"If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless."

"I was thinking about quitting ciggaretes But my mom always taught me not to be a quitter"

"a magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway"

"Food has replaced sex in my life. I can't even get into my own pants."