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Joke of the Day

"What's the first thing you should do when you bring a Thai girl home? Check to make sure your dick is bigger than hers."

"Q: Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? A: He got down in the dumps."

"anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have"

"TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy."

"DJ Khaleds Favorite Number is 11 Because it has another 1"

"[the last supper] Waiter: ok, your bill comes to 30 pieces of silver Judas: I got this"

"Going to the middle east for Christmas Because Christmas is da bomb there... Came up that myself. I'll walk myself out..."

"What is the Revenant about? The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar."

"Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road? To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side."

"Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer? Concentration camp."