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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking."

"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."

"How did the hooker kill herself.. She blew her brains out!"

"Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away!"

"A pony walks into a bar and in a soft and raspy voice says to the bartender, Gimme a beer. The bartender says, Sure buddy, sounds like you got a cough. The pony replies, I'm a little hoarse."

"Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home"

"What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!"

"Chuck Norris went down to the crossroads just to pimp-slap the devil."

"If a Donkey and Zebra ever mate they'd have to call the offspring a Zonkey because Debra is already taken."

"""Professor I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?"" ""Well I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."""