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Joke of the Day

"During puberty, how did Cookie Monster's friends describe him? ""Young, dumb and full of crumb"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !"

"[spending entire date hiding the fact I'm really a beaver] ""ow"" what's wrong? ""I got a splinter"" may I see? ""I guess so"" delicious ""pardon?"""

"""You remind me of a man."" - ""What man?"" - ""The man with the power."" - ""What power?"" - ""The power of Hoodoo."" - ""Who do?"" - ""You do."" - ""Do what?"" - ""Remind me of a man."""

"Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall? There may be leavesdropping"

"GIVE ME FUEL GIVE ME FIRE GIVE ME MILK THAT'S NOT EXPIRED"

"Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars? A Walken humidor."

"What starts with ""F"" and ends with ""UCK""? ""Firetruck"" ...What were you thinking? What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""ORN""? ""Popcorn"" ..What were you thinking?"

"Frankly, I find that Blackberrys are insensitively named and I'm starting a petition to have them renamed African-Americanberrys."

"Does a Priest have a wife? He has nun."