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Joke of the Day

"How does Donald Trump rile up his constituency at a rally? ""Wall Mart workers of the world, unite!!"""

"An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm."

"Have you heard the one about the seamstress? It's sew sew."

"I told my pregnant girl friend that she was as big as a 747. That did not fly."

"By all means, get married. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

"Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag? 3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot"

"I'm not really a 'walk of shame' kind of girl. Im more of a 'put it back in my nightstand drawer when I'm finished & roll over' kind of girl"

"Someone remind Green Day to get up."

"Hey people who have the alarm noise as your ringtone, I'd like you to die."

"Schrodinger's cat jokes never get old well, they do, but, they don't"