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Joke of the Day

"How does Donald Trump rile up his constituency at a rally? ""Wall Mart workers of the world, unite!!"""

"Did you hear about the hipster with heatstroke? He got it before it was cool."

"I just put a girl in the hospital. I'm in charge of hiring new nurses."

"We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

"Why did the dog bark? because its a dog"

"Local News. A couple turned themselves into police. Wonder what they were before."

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup"

"Telling a racist joke is like getting in a car with an asian driver If they are not really good, there's a very good chance you'll crash and burn."

"Me: Choose a mate who loves & respects their mom, but isn't overly dependent on her. Lady: These are 4th graders- Me: THEY NEED TO KNOW THIS"

"What did ""Nock"" say to ""K""? You can join us, as long as you stay quiet."