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Joke of the Day
"There's plenty of deeply disturbed fish in the sea."
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"Funny how many articles end in ""continued on page"""
"What car do polite cowboys drive? Audi!"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning... And some times I just let her sleep in."
"What is green and smells like bacon? ... Kermit's finger"
"I think my husband cheated on me. Not one of our kids resembles him at all..."
"I'm getting tired of riding to work from New Jersey to Manhattan with my neighbors I guess I'm getting Carpool Tunnel syndrome"
"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."
"You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?"
"I bet the LAPD gets a lot of calls about ""a lost, lonely-looking little girl"" that turn out to be David Spade walking home."