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Joke of the Day
"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."
Next Joke
"How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair? Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking."
"What is the wettest animal in the forest? The raindeer."
"The more we ban gluten, the black market demand for it skyrockets and the Mexican gluten cartels make a killing."
"CNN is fucked if their viewers ever discover they can access the Internet on their own."
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? Because she moans with the other."
"I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals."
"I was gonna put on my watch. But I didn't have the time."
"What's the most annoying joke in the world?"
"Bikes are held up by witchcraft if u can ride a bike you are a level 1 wizard & if u can ride a unicycle you are a level 2 dork haha owned"