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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you a good chemistry joke but all the good ones argon."
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"wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill... :D"
"Why doesn't Oedipus curse? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
"""I don't know, do you guys really think the first rule should be 'Must Wash Hands?'"" early brainstorming session on Fight Club script."
"I own a Driver-less car. Yup, it's sitting parked on my driveway right now."
"Chuck Norris drives a solar powered car at night."
"Never argue with someone who knows fancier words than you. Like 'responsibility'"
"How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year? They planet!"
"Dark humour is a lot like food Not everyone gets it"
"Down a flight of stairs. That's how I roll. :("