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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear? The supreme court ruled that gay marriage has extended to swans."
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"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream"
"Who do you call to clean up foul language? A cuss-todian!"
"Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?"
"MY VIRGINITY"
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant Dead ant dead annnnnnt Dead ant"
"What do you call a mentally retarded chef? A slow cooker"
"Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks...."
"What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert? Darude Sandstorm."
"Customer: Excuse me, are you the manager? Those Xmas Hams are expired Manager: Um... [changes sign to ""Vintage Hams""] Hipster: I'll take 4"