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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear? The supreme court ruled that gay marriage has extended to swans."
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"Sorry 2015, but I just got out of a year-long relationship with 2014 and I'm not looking for anything serious right now."
"Why do college girls only hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even."
"""What's it like being a female comic?"" ""Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."""
"When I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome, it just happened."
"Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop? Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice."
"[During Sex] ""Hurry up, this isn't really my house."""
"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married."
"What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !"
"uk politics joke What do you call a freshly defeated and resigned, anti-immigration uk poilitician who searches his surroundings for food and general provisions? Nigel Forage"