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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a joke about relaxing meditation techniques... ...but zen again, maybe I won't."

"Why are the steaks so high? Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field."

"Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma They always blow up."

"A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks- ""why the long face?"".... The horse then replies: ""I found out I have AIDS."""

"If I had a million dollars for every time I lost money... I'd have $43."

"That boy is so dirty the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon."

"my dogs in jail.. for watching kitty porn"

"My mom drove her car into a tree. She sure found out how a Mercedes bends."

"What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists? Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store."

"What do planets do to follow each other on SpaceTube? Sunscribe."