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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a joke about relaxing meditation techniques... ...but zen again, maybe I won't."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse Dick"

"Old cows eventually make for the best glue So if Hillary Clinton becomes president, there's hope that our divided country can once again stick together."

"At my age, my biggest fantasy is to sleep through the night without having to pee every two hours."

"Two necrophiles are discussing their love lives. Necrophile 1: What happened with you and Brenda? Necrophile 2: Ah, you know how it is. . .the rotten cunt split on me."

"TOP STORY: Do websites create articles with lists and arbitrary numbers to get you to click through? Here are 15 examples you wont believe"

"What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"Stupid funny One time Back when I use to be an auto mechanic I drove around in an Italian car. The car kept telling me to add oil but I never did and one day the car exploded killing every body."

"What's the difference between me and an egg? An egg gets laid."

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."