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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between me and an egg? An egg gets laid."

"Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge? Don't they want to get better?"

"I've said it before, I'll say it again. It."

"Did you hear about the football player that went to prison ? He went from being a tight end to being a wide receiver"

"What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand? He nuts and bolts."

"I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected."

"I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas. And then I realized, that would be tasteless."

"As a Harry Potter fan, I dream of going to Hogwarts. My friend is a Narnia fan, and he's always wanted to go to Narnia. My other friend is a Hunger Games fan, but he's good."

"Why can't bike stand on its own? ...because it's two tired."

"*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question ""The thing is, I don't see color"" *crowd goes wild*"