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Joke of the Day

"What do gay horses eat? Horse Dick"

"I tried to sell my old dogging stuff on eBay this week, without success. No bidders but I did have 12 watchers."

"Last night, I fell asleep with one of those new e-cigarettes in my mouth.I woke up half an hour later and my whole house was on the internet"

"I don't always roll a joint, But when I do it's my ankle"

"The shortest sentence in the English language is ""go."" What is the longest? Life without parole"

"I got charged with rape in the woods..... It's because I forest her."

"What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital? the I see you."

"Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud."

"I'm coming out with a new type of whiskey called cunt... So when someone asks me what i want to drink I'll yell cunt liquor."

"If you can read this please let me know because, it means I blocked the wrong person. I'm still getting used to this Stupid timeline!"