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Joke of the Day

"I call my dick MySpace No one's on it."

"[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?"

"Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're brave enough."

"In light of all the LGBT groups participating in St Patrick's Day..... I'm going to open a new Irish themed gay bar. It will be called *Sodom and Begorrah*"

"Partied so hard last night I spilled Kool-Aide on my cocaine Punchline"

"Passwords: Outlook- work1234 Aol- kidsnames home alarm- anniversary Twitter- supercalifragilist{middlename}espialido{graduationyear}cious"

"(Teaching Kid to Ride a Bike) KID:Dad, I'm scared ME:It's okay. The closest tree is a mile away TREE:*rushes up to kid and clotheslines him*"

"Chris Hansen loses his job and has to get a new job as a cashier at Walmart ""Why don't you take a receipt?"""

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to drink 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee"

"Did you hear Ben and Jerry are going to bring out a special line of LGBT ice-cream? They're gonna call it Ambrusia."