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Joke of the Day
"Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're brave enough."
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"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."
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"I once had a dog named Tax... Every time I opened the front door, Income Tax!"
"if you told 18 year old me that in 10 years i'd be thinkin about harriet tubman on 4/20 instead of weed, i'd have said ""whos harriet tubman"""
"Son, your chimpanzee girlfriend is tearing this family apart."
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"Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? A: They could get chapped lips!"
"So a baby seal walked into a club"
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