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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to drink 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee"

"How do you make a blind moan? Kick him in the balls"

"All firemen must dread the moment when they're done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole."

"When men and women argue who's the most stubborn... Then men concede they are are, because they just don't want to argue this anymore."

"Sorry for the absence, my tweeties. My hubs and kids cooked their own dinner, and I've been unfreezing hell with a blowtorch ever since."

"Twenty-seven dollars is probably the most money that's ever been in a wallet with a chain attached to it."

"Phone Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond! Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!"

"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"

"At the club, a 6'1"" girl was crying in my lap. I just kept petting her hair, pretending she was a sad giraffe. Win-win."

"What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? Man-eating coleslaw."