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Joke of the Day

"Passwords: Outlook- work1234 Aol- kidsnames home alarm- anniversary Twitter- supercalifragilist{middlename}espialido{graduationyear}cious"

"How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers."

"What did the blonde say when she saw a banana peel? aw shit imma fall again"

"What I lack in imagination I make up for in....stuff."

"Have you heard of the new Divorced Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken's stuff!"

"I wanna rock with you, but not all night. That's unrealistic."

"[parole hearing] ""What will u do if released?"" ""Kill everyone on the jury."" ""What?"" ""Buy everyone jewellery."" ""Aw. Granted."""

"I needed a password at least eight characters long ... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs..."

"Lawyer Joke :) What's the difference between a Lawyer & a Hooker? A hooker quits screwing you when you're dead :)"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..."