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Joke of the Day

"In light of all the LGBT groups participating in St Patrick's Day..... I'm going to open a new Irish themed gay bar. It will be called *Sodom and Begorrah*"

"How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed? Two and a half minutes."

"What do you call a mexican drug dealer? MariJUANa"

"My running tights are giving me a mean camel toe. I'm going to wear my ""Mind the Gap"" t-shirt to the gym"

"Why was the OCD race car driver so fast? Because he had anal prolapse."

"My daughter always said she wanted to see her name up in lights... You should've seen the smile on her face when she turned to look at me and say: ""Daddy, what's an 'Amber Alert'?"""

"Whats the difference between a gorilla and a guillotine? No one gets their dick out for a guillotine"

"Why did seedless grape cry? Unable to produce child."

"Dad: Let's talk, we never talk. Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something... Dad: You can tell me anything. Me: I'm Batman. Dad: Get out."