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Joke of the Day

"[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?"

"Anaconda Funny Joke I was watching anaconda on my laptop then my parents walked in.... I just switched to porn it was easyier to explain"

"You HAVE to listen to this song, it's perfect. Okay, this opening is slow... The vocals aren't great here... Wow. This is trash, and I am trash."

"What's the difference between a oral and rectal thermometer The taste."

"There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind."

"I thought the sea urchin was my friend but it was anemone."

"Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer. Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%."

"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."

"Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy? Cause you know, They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/"

"The worst things in life are free, too. Like, gonorrhea, chapped elbows and flyers left on your windshield."