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Joke of the Day
"my grandfather died in the Holocaust he fell off the watch tower."
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"""If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun"" ~My son apparently"
"she wears short skirts I eat pizza she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza"
"What do white nationalists call three left turns? An alt-right"
"Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies."""
"Have you tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? With a cactus, the pricks are on the outside."
"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? None. German light bulbs are quality products."
"Can February march? No, But April May."
"I wish I had the exciting social life my mom must have envisioned when she used to stitch my name into my underwear."